colorfulcuties:



vayena:

wretchedoftheearth:

wretchedoftheearth:

I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open

it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it

it’s so good

it’s the best reddit post ever and i am so happy it happened to him

for anyone who wants to read it, it’s life-changing


thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.


nintendontdodrugs:

Healthy eating.

nintendontdodrugs:

Healthy eating.


psicomana:

Mario Testino

psicomana:

Mario Testino


dj-novak:

I guess this means Danny’s finally letting Mindy be the boss

getting started on those nine daughters, i see

dj-novak:

I guess this means Danny’s finally letting Mindy be the boss

getting started on those nine daughters, i see


thatshybutrudegirl:

5265ad:

Me: So you’re telling attendance isn’t needed to pass this class

Professor: Well I guess you could just email me every assignment and final and pass

Me: You dun fucked up bruh

😩😩😩😂😂😂😂



neptunum:

Beyoncé - Soundtrack